In the alcove of the smoke-infested Medusa, over the din of mid-90s rock and pole-dancing Swedes, I had to let the prince down easy. His hand on my chest, both of mine on his shoulders, I pulled away and let him kiss my cheek, my neck, my hair. "I can't do this," I yelled in his ear, competing with Hoobastank for the prince's attention. "I know this usually works out for you - I mean, I figure - but I don't do this." He didn't stop, weakening my resolve. I hardly heard myself mumble a pitiful, "I'm sorry," around his lips on my own.